A Biographical Sketch

Ms. Fliz was born from the foam of the ocean off the isle of Crete in the wine dark Agean Sea. She was, as a child, a prolific playwright, often penning plays under the pseudonym Aeschylus. After briefly serving as a boat-rower in an Athenian battle ship fleet, Ms. Fliz deserted the navy and adventured around the Middle East. After settling in Jerusalem, and working for a while as a kindergarten teacher, Ms. Fliz decided to abandon the educational arts in favor of a career as a movie star. Her first three films, all directed by Michael bay, were flops. She was engaged to Ben Affleck, though the pair split amicably after she found out that he was not, in fact,
Jewish. Her fourth movie, "Rushmore 2," co-starring Owen "The Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson was both a commercial and critical success, and vaulted Ms. Fliz to instant fame and wealth. After a dangerous bout with malaria (which she contracted on location for her
film "Malaria"), Ms. Fliz moved to Buenos Aires, where she opened a modest antique and interior design shop. While in Argentina, she played for their national soccer team, and received a degree in English Literature with a minor in Astrophysics from the Universidad de Buenos Aires. Ms. Fliz returned to the United States with her adopted son three years later, sparking a country-wide adoption craze. She returned to acting, staring in several feature films, including "Pride and Prejudice Reloaded: Revenge of the Uglies" and a film version of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. She now splits her time between Chicago, where she is an ensemble member with Steppenwolf Theatre, Los Angeles, and a hut in rural Cambodia.