A Biography of Ann Marie Antoinette

Ann Marie Antoinette was raised by a family of wild Peregrin Falcons in the moutains north of San Francisco, California, in the late 1950s. Her untamed upbriging left in her a streak of wild abandon which was cultivated when she joined, at the age of 9, a travelling circus that toured with the Grateful Dead and other counter-culture musical acts. As Jerry Garcia's first wife, she was instrumental in enocuraging Bob Dylan to go electric, a move which made her rather unpopular in her folk-rock-drug-anti-establishment group of companions. Outcast from the travelling circus after a disastrously embarrassing fall off the trapeze at the Monterey Pop Festival, Ann Marie went to New York City, making money posing as a nude model for art students at the new School of Social Research. This lead her to a Biology teaching post at Columbia University, where she simultaneously acheived advanced degrees in Chemistry, Environmental Engineering and Ancient Greek History and Literature, which lead her to found and finance the world's first full sized recreation of the Library at Alexandria, which she painstakingly built over the course of a decade outside of Cairo, Egypt. She returned to the United States and was briefly involved with the Black Panthers, but chose to pursue a career in finance with Goldman Sachs in Chicago, Illinois. This move lead her to reconnect with her birth parents, Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson, with whom she founded the 'Starshiv Enterprise' not for profit AIDS research and charity foundation. Fleeing to Berlin in 1988, Ann Marie was briefly a cross-dressing nun and smuggled East Germans across the border to U.S. occupied territory. She then moved to the Congo, Rwanda, Bosnia and then Iraq, before returning to the U.S. in 2000 to manage Al Gore's unsuccessful presidential campain. Saddened by their narrow loss, Ann Marie retired to her estate in Palm Springs. She now splits her time between Palm Springs, Duluth, MN, and Boston, where she frequently acts with ART. SHe enjoys reading, baking and raising panthers.