Sign that I am phoning it in #1,392

I just spilled 20oz of diet coke all over a) my desk b) $30 worth of stamps c) $400 worth of walkie-talkies
(i.e. the coke flipped out of my hand and into my--partially ajar--second desk drawer)

My first reaction was not "Fuck! save the walkie talkies!"
rather, it was "fuck! save my diet coke! fuck! do I have to clean that up myself?"